Hierarchical combinatorial UI/UX audit against published thresholds: Nielsen, ISO 9241-11, Google HEART, Core Web Vitals, Hick/Fitts/Cowan, DORA/TTFUT, NIST pairwise covering, and 2026 copilot + CTF market numbers. Hollow telemetry is a fail. Cute copy is a fail.
Probing source, live aliases, and market baselines…
Axes: TTFV · one action · honest meters · HITL · install · hunt/play · professional · cognitive load. Market scores from cited 2026 studies, not guesses.
Perceive (Treisman) → Attend (Kahneman S1) → Hold (Cowan 4±1) → Decide (Hick + Klein RPD) → Act (Fitts) → Evaluate (Norman) → Approve (Parasuraman HITL).